Hookah Patent T-Shirt

$28.00

See The Story of this design in tab, below.

PatentWear’s original Hookah design is printed in full color on a classic pre-shrunk 100% cotton men’s/unisex t-shirt using an eco-friendly water-based ink process, in shirt colors as indicated. The large design is printed on the front only. Some element colors in the design change slightly depending upon whether it is printed on a dark or light shirt.

The Story

It was a physician, either Persian or Indian (depending on who tells the tale!) who, in 1588 first passed tobacco smoke through a small bowl of water to purify and cool it, and thus inventing the hookah. Water-pipe, hubble-bubble, and narghile (coconut) are among the many other names that exist for this device, all depending entirely on locality.

Today’s common usage of the Indian word hookah is a result of the British Raj presence in India from 1858 to 1947, where a large number of expatriate Britons first sampled the water-pipe.

The patent depicted in our Hookah design, chosen for its elegant and artistic drawing, was first granted to Mr. Beshara Ganim, “a subject of the Sultan of Turkey, residing in the city, county, and State of New York” in 1903. Certainly many other hookah devices had been conjured up in the preceding 400 or so years that the pipes had been in use. Even Mr. Ganim acknowledged in his patent claim that he was “well aware that ordinary smoking pipes have been made with detachable parts.” However, Mr. Ganim’s device was special because of his specific construction idea, which made several elements and parts of the pipe detachable and, as claimed in the patent application, “readily removed to be cleaned or duplicated.” This method avoided “the disadvantages of the pipes now in use, in which all the several elements are made integral by brazing or soldering.” Perhaps only a small change and from our perspective today, an obvious one but, for the user, the ability to easily clean the separated elements of one’s pipe would have been a welcomed new convenience.

Contrary to popular Western impression, the hookah is primarily used not for smoking hashish or other illicit substances, but for water-cooled, flavored tobacco called shisha. A multitude of brands and flavors of tobacco are available for every palate. Tobacco experts and connoisseurs are as discerning as the more widely-known wine enthusiasts among us.

The relatively recent Western stereotype of hookahs and drug-induced highs seems to have originated with a 60s drug culture referencing the Caterpillar’s use of a hookah in Lewis Carroll’s story, Alice’s Adventure in Wonderland:

The Caterpillar and Alice looked at each other for some time in silence: at last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth, and addressed her in a languid, sleepy voice.

“Who are You?” said the Caterpillar.

However, scholarly analysis reveals Carroll’s inclination to poke fun at all aspects of society, and during the Victorian era in which he lived and without drug laws as we know them today, it was not uncommon to experience the effect of being “high”—the implied state of the Caterpillar.

Sizing | Fit | Care: Unisex T-Shirt

A classic 100% cotton men’s/unisex t-shirt (except for Sport Grey, which is 90/10% cotton/polyester) that gives a rich and structured look and works great for layered streetwear outfits. The durable pre-shrunk jersey knit fabric maintains sharp lines along the edges and ensures your size is maintained throughout multiple washings. A classic fit style means it is not form-fitted at the sides.
Fit type: Classic. Primary brand: Gildan
NOTE: Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
  • 100% cotton (except Sport Grey=10% polyester)
  • 5–5.3 oz. fabric weight
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Tear-away tag

If you’re unsure about sizing, the best way to determine a correct size is to grab an existing favorite t-shirt, lay it flat, and then measure it.
To get the chest size, measure from armpit to armpit. To get the length, measure from neck/shoulder corner intersection to bottom of hem (see illustration). Double the garment width to determine the chest circumference measurement, and you’ll find it will generally fit.

USA/INCHES Sizes: Unisex/Men’s T-Shirt
1″ = 2.54 cm S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
CENTIMETERS Sizes: Unisex/Men’s T-Shirt
2.54 cm = 1″ S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest (cm) 96 102 112 122 132 142
Width (cm) 45.7 51 56 61 66 71
Length (cm) 74 76 78 79 81 83.8

CARE:

Machine wash, cold, inside out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach—only when necessary No fabric softeners.

Tumble dry, low heat, or hang-dry for longest life.

Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration or print.

Do not dry clean.